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oh lord the mistakes i’ve made.

so i bought this thing not realizing that it was orange flavored. i had brushed my teeth slightly before consuming this horrid potion so for the remainder of the evening my mouth smelled and tasted like hot garbage. i understand that this isn’t quite an energy drink, in truth it is more like an energy shot or an energy bullet. which is an adequate simile because drinking this thing was similar to being shot in the head with a gun.

i drank one of these the other day. it kind of tasted like orange soda which was nice, however; soon my heart began to hurt. a lot. the following memories were unfortunately lost as a result of a night of alcoholic consumption and unspeakable decisions. as i awoke from a fever dream in an alley behind a p.f. chang’s resturant my chest was incredible tender. like more tender than usual. if it is any consolation, during my intervention my family told me i was quite energetic.